Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
What drink are we having for lunch?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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