I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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