i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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