the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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