16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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