If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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