Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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