big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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