Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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