You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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