Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i think i have herpe
just one?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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