uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
All I want is dick and wine.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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