I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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