I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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