i love accidental penises.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
The air was thick with penises
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
