She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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