dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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