I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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