i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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