I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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