Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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