He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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