It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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