i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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