So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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