whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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