so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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