I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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