talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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