She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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