Me too!
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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