How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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