So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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