i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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