Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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