"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He has the fingertips of a God
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