I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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