Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I wish i was in the wii world.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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