chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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