I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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