kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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