You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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