I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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