I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I don't think brook has ever known best
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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