i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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