You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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