Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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