Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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