Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
