After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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