I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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