smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I understand Curling. That high.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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