And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
