I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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