awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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